MORE PROMISES From Gary D. (my "friend") J

I PROMISE:

To love my wife, my dog & to stay one step ahead of the law.

To e-mail you back even if you don’t have a computer.

Seven days in a week.

Free Christmas Trees to those who need them on Dec. 26^th.

To declare Super Bowl Sunday a National Day of prayer.

To bring religion back to America & keep boys & girls in their own locker rooms.

To DARE to keep kids in school & myself out.

NOT to fart at council meetings.

A possum in every sack.

Free air when it’s available.

To keep down spending by using everything city owned no less than twice. (Buy Charmin)

To NOT build a parking lot under city hall.

To NOT run for governor.

Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches at all major city functions. A GREAT savings to this town.

My leadership to all the lost – the TRUE blind leading the Blind.

TACO sauce when it’s needed

To pick by lottery the driver of the train that will take the city council out of Topeka

Myron, the web guy & running for Mayor